Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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