I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you didnt know i had herpes?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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