I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
two words: eviction party
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Still dying that you shit outside
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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