All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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