so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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