We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
