This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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