I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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