I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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