Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
