Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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