you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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