im about as happy as oj after his trial
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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