I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I need water and some morals
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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