found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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