Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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