do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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