I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We were destined to go to rehab together
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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