at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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