THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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