Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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