I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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