I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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