he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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