Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
