I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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