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Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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