she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I would ride that face into the sunset
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
