im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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