People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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