Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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