Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
