i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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