I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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