so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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