watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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