So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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