is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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