I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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