Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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