At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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