Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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