I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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