when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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