he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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