So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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