we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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