My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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