This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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