I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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