Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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